March 2012
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What if my godfather texted me asking if I wanted...
I don’t even want to think about the possibility of this omg…………….
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I want fruit snacks.
February 2012
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ducktana:
I love food the way im supposed to feel about boys
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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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Everyone on my dash is talking about going to One...
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
the-wandering-giraffe replied to your photo: WHAT IS THIS
a scary looking girl
o ik
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
thetimetier:
people who use “sweetheart” in arguments
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I just realized that the small Christmas tree I...
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me: hey are you doing anything this weekend
friend: i don't know yet
me: do you want to hang out
friend: sure what day works best for you
me: either one
friend: okay i'll check out my schedule and get back to you!
me: okay
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
my friend never got back to me
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Watch
mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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Watchmisswendybird:
This song always makes me tear up a little.
They’re both adorable.
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